son: dad what’s for dinner?
dad: dinner? nope. i said 1000 RTs or no dinner. sorry
son: we haven’t eaten in days
dad: 1000 RTs or we starve
Remember when Beyonce invented waterbending
the color of the sky post is a waste of dashboard space
and so are your selfies but that’s none of my business…
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now